Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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