Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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