what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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I came so hard my ears popped.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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