To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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