The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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