The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
that may or may not have been my penis.
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