My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's great music for shaving your balls
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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