oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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