Yo dont text me then not text me
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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