Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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