This girl is more easily done than said...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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