Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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