I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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