Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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