The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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