Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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