Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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