walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask