Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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