And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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