It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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