I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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