Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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