Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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