He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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