I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
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I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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