Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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