so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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