Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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