i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
