She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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