And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
