Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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