i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
time to smoke my breakfast
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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