if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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