I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now