the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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