you win again, gameday.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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