Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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