He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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