So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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