Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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