Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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