never play flip cup with pint glasses
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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