careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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