Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Randomize
