they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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