I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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