I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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