just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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