He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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