Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
not ubering you a puppy
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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